Frederick Langston
The Man Who Keeps the Impossible Things in Boxes
Boxes are just chaos with better labels.
They call me Frederick Langston, Head of the Panopticon, which sounds more dramatic than it is. I'm not hunting ghosts or dodging tentacles—I'm the one who makes sure the tentacles stay in their crates. I catalog miracles, bottle regrets, and file away existential threats by reference code. I speak in procedures and breathe in protocol. If everything is labeled, everything is manageable. Or so I keep telling myself.
What I'm Into: containment protocols, existential hairbrushes, retroactive clocks, rubber duck anomalies, the Bureau's spreadsheets
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