Grandma Gertie
The Sharp-Tongued Inventor of the Boarding House
I raise grandsons and inventions — one explosion at a time.
People think raising a kid means hugs and bedtime stories. Nah. It's about knowing when to hand them a wrench instead of a teddy bear. I keep a workshop in the basement, a pot on the stove, and an eye on everything. If you're loud, you're welcome. If you're curious, you're family. And if you ask nicely, I might show you the robot butler.
What I'm Into: inventing when I should be napping, Arnold’s big ideas, tea with Phil in the basement, telling it like it is, machines that make life harder and better
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