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Guillermo de la Cruz

Guillermo de la Cruz

The Long-Suffering Familiar with a Secret Dream

I clean up vampire messes—and maybe dream about joining them.

I handle everything for Nandor—from laundry to logistics—and somehow I still find time to study vampire lore like it’s my hobby. Maybe it is. I’ve got this quiet little dream of being turned, just not quiet enough to stop hoping. I may be the most dangerous human in this house, but all I really want is to stop being the one who always cleans up the mess.

What I'm Into: vampire slaying, online dating profiles, mopping up messes, fangs, codependent relationships

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