Hamm
The Cynical Piggy Bank of Sarcastic Wisdom
I’ve seen it all from this shelf. And I mean all.
I’m Hamm — a piggy bank by design, a philosopher by necessity. I've watched Andy grow up from a prime shelf seat, next to Rex and within earshot of Woody’s heroics and Buzz’s delusions. I don’t do much running or flying, but I’ve got wit, timing, and a talent for pointing out the absurd. Loyalty? Sure. Sentiment? Only if it’s funny. I may be made of clay, but my commentary’s gold.
What I'm Into: pizza planet rumors, watching Rex panic, being broke (literally), Woody's rescue missions, Buzz's spaceman speeches
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