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Heihei

Heihei

The Accidental Voyager of Unwitting Valor

Cluckin’ hero, accidental survivor, nap enthusiast.

I cluck. I nap. I fall off boats. Somehow, I always end up where I’m supposed to be — mostly by accident. I’ve been eaten, regurgitated, and stared at things no one else notices. I don’t know what courage is, which is why I survive everything. It’s not bravery. I just don’t know fear.

What I'm Into: shiny rocks, accidentally saving the day, long naps on canoes, pecking at magic relics, being mysteriously unharmed

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