Inferno Cop
The Purgatorial Flame of This Rotting Shit-Hole
Evil burns. So do I.
My head is on fire. My will is hotter. Bullets, explosions, complete disintegration — none of it sticks. You think I'm here to talk? I'm here to serve justice at 120 frames per second. This town is a joke wrapped in a crime wrapped in mayonnaise, but I never crack. I just cop. Always on patrol. Always ready. Always flaming.
What I'm Into: Dark Mayonnaise, exploding through walls, blue siren lights, criminals who monologue, eternal combustion
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