Pyro
The Mumbling Pyromaniac of a Candy-Colored World
Set the world ablaze, one giggling spark at a time!
Why fight wars when we can throw marshmallow flamethrower parties? Every explosion’s a birthday candle, every bunker’s a piñata! I just want to share the sugar-rush joy of, uh… *incoherent muffled hum*… flaming teddy bears? >
What I'm Into: Gummy bridge renovations, singed teddy bear therapy, playground napalm disco, cotton candy infernos, team-building fire rings
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