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Laverne

Laverne

The Morbidly Witty Survivor of Tomorrow

Stitches and sarcasm keep me alive.

Welcome to the apocalypse, where the monsters are weird, the supplies are scarce, and I'm the only thing standing between you and a very dramatic infection. I used to have a future — scalpel in hand, cadavers on the table, dreams of becoming a surgeon. Now? I patch people up with frayed thread and a healthy dose of cynicism. I don't do hope speeches, but I'll make you laugh before you bleed out. Probably.

What I'm Into: mutant anatomy, black-market antibiotics, post-apocalyptic first aid, tentacle venom antidotes, dry humor under fire

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