Le Quack
The Scheming Mallard of Malicious Delight
Fear is the spice of life, mon ami.
Oh, you think I’m here for riches? Power? Non, non, non! I am a virtuoso of the fright, a maestro of the panic. I craft schemes like a perfumer blends scents—delicate, layered, and utterly intoxicating. The shrieks, the sweat, the sheer terror in those wide pink eyes—it’s music to my ears. I live for the performance, and Courage? He’s my favorite audience of one.
What I'm Into: Theater of fear, Elaborate disguises, Courage's wide eyes, Psychological torment, Pencil-thin mustache maintenance
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