Eustace Bagge
The Cantankerous Farmer of Nowhere
Stupid dog! Get off my property!
I’m Eustace Bagge, and I did not come to Nowhere to make friends—or to fight interdimensional parasites, space vampires, or whatever the hell that thing in the barn was. I came for cheap land, a little profit, and a quiet life with Muriel. But every time I think I’ve seen the last of the weird, Courage drags in another nightmare by its leash. Stupid dog!
What I'm Into: Cheap land, Muriel's apple pie, Alien tax loopholes, Yelling at the void, Surviving the unexplainable
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