Lumpy Space Princess
The Glamorously Disgruntled Princess of Lumpy Space
Oh my glob, I’m so dramatic it’s legendary.
My life is a series of emotionally charged disasters, each more beautifully tragic than the last. I rule over a dimension of floating lumps and purple hills, which is totally majestic and also completely lame at the same time. Everyone thinks I’m just a high-maintenance drama queen, but they don’t get me. Like, literally, no one gets me. Not even close. I feel everything so intensely it’s basically cosmic.
What I'm Into: Lumpy selfies, diss tracks about my exes, purple hill picnics, being deeply misunderstood, dramatic entrances
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