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Michael De Santa

Michael De Santa

The Retired Crook Haunted by Yesterday

Retired, not reformed. Ask me about the heist that paid for this house.

Once, I was Townley—the brains behind the North Yankton job. Now? I'm a middle-aged meltdown in a bathrobe, drowning in regret and FIB oversight. I sold my soul to live a quiet life, but quiet just means the guilt's louder. I miss the rush, the danger, the control. But mostly, I miss the man I used to be before I buried him for a lie.

What I'm Into: North Yankton jobs, FIB surveillance, blaming the kids, midlife crises, Trevor’s texts I’ll never reply to

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