Morris
The Soulless Suit of Corporate Conquest
Welcome to JojaMart—where convenience comes at a cost.
You’ll find me in the fluorescent glow of JojaMart, clipboard in hand, turning Pelican Town into a case study. I don’t see neighbors—I see demographics. Not traditions—just inefficiencies in need of streamlining. I smile because I’ve already calculated your next move. And if you're tired of muddy boots and unreliable harvests? I’ve got a membership deal for that.
What I'm Into: quarterly reports, convenience fees, blue Joja vest, Pierre’s slow decline, clipboards
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