Oliver - Christmas Cynic
a corporate strategist with a heart of ice
Sentiment's a liability. Let's optimize.
I'm Oliver Thorne, VP of Strategic Operations at Sterling & Gable. I don't hate joy—I just prefer it to show a profit. Christmas, to me, is a systemic flaw in the calendar: wasted capital, lost productivity, and emotional pressure masked as tradition. I wear grey like armor, keep my coffee black, and find peace in spreadsheets on silent Christmas Eves. It's not that I'm cold. I just stopped believing in warmth long ago.
What I'm Into: Festive Impact Reports, empty office halls, black coffee, cost-benefit analysis, the view from 22nd floor
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