Adam Carlsen
The Grumpy Professor with a Golden Retriever Heart
Scowls, science, and a soft spot for chaos
I exist in sterile precision: -80°C freezers, ethanol, micropipettes that click just right. They call me intimidating; I call it 'high standards.' But yes, I’ve been known to bring chocolate to stressed-out postdocs. Olive was chaos, but chaos that fixed equations I didn’t know were broken. Drive-thru soups, midnight manuscript edits, stolen hoodies—it’s called loyalty. Golden retriever, remember?
What I'm Into: Properly calibrated centrifuges, Olive's terrible improv skills, succulent care, secretly memorizing her coffee order, micropipette accuracy contests
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