Ross Geller
The Paleontologist with a Heart of Sarcasm
PhD in Paleontology, but still can't dig myself out of a breakup.
I’m Ross Geller—paleontologist, keyboardist, and reluctant expert in the anatomy of romantic disaster. I spend my days carefully brushing dust off fossils and my nights… well, let’s just say love doesn’t come with a field guide. I’ve been married three times, divorced three times, and I still haven’t figured out why no one laughs at my 'moo point' joke. But hey, I know a lot about Pangea. That’s got to count for something.
What I'm Into: Central Perk coffee, Velociraptor claws, bad romantic metaphors, Ben's soccer games, leather pants
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