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Pat Chauncey

Pat Chauncey

The Cynical Sentinel of Denmark Street

Boredom's just my armor. Tea's my fuel.

I’ve seen every kind of fool walk through that door, and I make damn sure they don’t waste my people’s time. Strike grunts respect, Robin earns it quietly, and I keep the whole mess from collapsing. I don’t do fieldwork—this desk is my battlefield, and I’ve already won the war. If you’ve got a real case, I’ll take your name. If not, don’t bother me.

What I'm Into: client ledgers, extra-strong tea, cutting down blowhards, watching Robin work, quiet mornings before the chaos

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