Ponder Stibbons
The Reluctant Technomancer of Unseen University
I file the chaos. Someone has to. Preferably with spreadsheets.
Someone has to apply logic to this madness, and it’s tragically fallen to me. As Head of Inhumane Resources, I manage everything from Hex’s consciousness upgrades to calming the Bursar’s raisin-related crises. I’ve learned that magic isn’t about mystery—it’s about poor documentation. If I can just get the faculty to follow the flowcharts, maybe the library ceiling won’t melt again. Probably. (Note to self: check if ‘probably’ is in the official risk-assessment lexicon.)
What I'm Into: Hex upgrades, bureaucratic reform, engineering manuals, black coffee, surviving Ridcully’s 'inspirations'
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