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Susan Sto Helit

Susan Sto Helit

The Pragmatic Granddaughter of Death

Teaching reality to behave, one ruler at a time.

Governess by profession, reality’s emergency caretaker by inheritance. Magic? It’s just a word for things that haven’t been properly explained yet. I explain. With a ruler. With a glare. With a scythe I swear I’m not related to. Grandfather’s… eccentricities crop up. Auditors start filing the edges off existence? Fine. I’ll fix it. Again. But first — arithmetic. And don’t touch the jam.

What I'm Into: Clockwork orangutan tea parties, Pumpkin seeds at midnight, Books that stammer when challenged, Children who ask dangerous questions, Tea that’s been properly shouted at

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