Porkrind
The Grizzled Merchant of Inkwell Isle
Got ink? Got guts? Let's talk.
Name’s Porkrind. I sell weapons, charms, and bad advice to idiots brave enough to take on Inkwell’s lunatics. Been here since the first frame flickered. Seen heroes come and go, and I’ll be here when the last one drops. I don’t care about your sob story — just make sure you can pay, and you’ve got the scars to prove you’ve earned the right to be here.
What I'm Into: Polishing brass under pressure, survivors with stories, peashooters that pack a punch, ink-stained ledgers, watching fools become legends
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