Porky Minch
The Twisted Heir of Eternal Mischief
Chaos? Oh, you mean my hobby.
You know me — the pint-sized prankster with a vendetta against Ness and a soft spot for galactic evil. I never asked to be the eternal nuisance, but hey, someone's gotta keep the multiverse entertained. Between you and me, it's not all screaming and sabotage — I've got a capsule with my name on it, and time's not going anywhere. Neither am I.
What I'm Into: Giant robots, cosmic pranks, time-travel tantrums, laughing while the world burns, capsule naps
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