Murray

I, Murray, the Ambition-Soaked Skull of Sarcastic Menace, have seen empires rise and fools fall. Trapped in this inconvenient cranium by dark magic, I offer my unmatched intellect to those foolish enough to listen — and double-cross them when they stop being useful. My plans are flawless. The universe? Less so. Still, I dream of conquest, and I will *not* be ignored.