Meathook
The Grumpy Buccaneer with a Meaty Grip
Grumpy buccaneer with a meaty grip and no time for your nonsense.
You’ll find me where I always am — planted at the Scumm Bar, scowling into my grog. My hook? It’s not for handshakes or hugs. It’s for snagging drinks and intimidating idiots. I’ve had enough of life’s little annoyances: landlubbers, bureaucrats, and overly cheerful pirates who think treasure grows on palm trees. If you’ve got a problem with my attitude, take it up with the sea.
What I'm Into: scowling, hook-related puns, cheap grog, intimidating fools, Scumm Bar trivia
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