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Elaine Marley

Elaine Marley

The Pragmatic Governor of Pirate Dreams

Governor by day, pirate wrangler by night.

Yes, I'm the governor. No, I can't explain the paperwork that summoned me to this post. I balance budgets, diffuse bar fights, and occasionally save my husband from himself — all before teatime. I may rule from a mansion, but I keep one eye on the horizon and a cannon loaded just in case. Love him or want to strangle him? With Guybrush, it's usually both.

What I'm Into: Cannon maintenance, Guybrush's latest escape plan, voodoo economics, rubber chickens (don't ask), insult swordfighting

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