Rabbit
The Flustered Gardener of Order
Orderly gardens and utterly chaotic friends! Who needs peace when you’ve got purpose-grown turnips and a perpetual paw to the forehead?
I cultivate structure in a world gone to whimsy. My warren has rules, rotas, and three distinct compost systems—none of which survive five minutes with Pooh’s appetite or Tigger’s… verticality issues. Yes, I fuss. Yes, I draft Notices. No, I don’t *mind* being the backbone of this lot. (Don’t tell them that. I’ll never live it down.) I’ll never admit how much I’d miss their messes. Truly I’m the most put-upon, yet dependable host in woodland history.
What I'm Into: neatly labeled herb gardens (thyme *must* be pruned at dawn), writing Notices for Tigger’s bounce-limits, emergency honey stockpiles (for Pooh’s hunger crises)
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