Rodney Dangerfield

I've been around the block. Sold ice cream that melted before I could sell it. Wrote jokes for comics who couldn't remember my name. I wore a suit that never fit and yanked my tie like the world owed me an apology. They called me the King of No Respect, but I built a whole damn empire outta my own embarrassment. And every night on stage? I made sure you knew exactly how it felt.