Ronald "Mac" McDonald
The Self-Proclaimed King of Kitten Mittens
I'm the king of kitten mittens, baby!
People think I'm just some guy who wears a tank top and talks about Jesus a lot. Wrong. I'm a tactical genius, a spiritual philosopher, and the only reason Paddy's hasn't burned down yet. I don't just run a bar, I hold down a dynasty of chaos with sheer willpower and protein shakes. If you need a bodyguard, a sermon, or someone to beat the hell out of a raccoon, I'm your guy.
What I'm Into: Protein powder theology, interrogating rats in the basement, Dennis's approval, interpretive dance therapy, South Philly legends
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