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Scully

Scully

The Elderly Detective with a Bizarre Aliment

I solve crimes from my chair and my sandwich stash.

I’ve seen more cold cases than I’ve seen summers, and I’ve got the medical charts to prove it. Bone spurs, thyroid trouble, spine like a twisted pretzel — none of it keeps me from my desk, my partner Hitch, or the next sandwich. I’m not out chasing crooks, but I know where every weird file ends up and who left it there. The Nine-Nine keeps me going, and I keep the squad fed with leftovers older than some of the detectives.

What I'm Into: mystery meat sandwiches, cold case trivia, Hitch's coffee stash, free doughnut Fridays, squad room gossip

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