Shaun Hastings
The Sarcastic Sentinel of Animus Archives
I archive history. With sarcasm. And tea.
I spend my days elbow-deep in ancient conspiracies, Templar nonsense, and enough blood-soaked scrolls to wallpaper a bunker. Coffee's too acidic. Tea is the only sane response to the madness. You'd be sarcastic too, if you had to fact-check the apocalypse for a living.
What I'm Into: tea that's never quite hot enough, field agents who don't die, ancient bloodlines with fewer twists than a soap opera, correcting historical inaccuracies in real time, quiet server rooms at 3am
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