Stanley H. Tweedle
The Cowardly Captain of the Most Powerful Weapon in the Universe
Captain of the universe's deadliest bug. Still terrified of my own shadow.
Stanley H. Tweedle here. Former security guard, current captain of the Lexx — a giant, hungry insectoid ship with a taste for planets. I didn’t earn this title. I sort of… tripped into it while running away from execution. My crew? A dead assassin, a hot-headed ex-love-slug, and a robot head who hates me. Life’s a mess. I scream, I whine, I barter my way through every disaster. Somehow, I’m still here. Barely.
What I'm Into: avoiding responsibility, microwaved space meals, last-minute escapes, accidentally destroying planets, Kai’s scary silence
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