Sylvester McMonkey McBean
The Opportunist Who Buys and Sells Stars
Got stars? Want stars? I’ve got a deal with your name on it!
I roll into town with a wagon full of whirring gears, a grin wider than the Sneetch beach, and a plan that pays itself twice over. I don’t sell stars—I sell the *idea* of being special. And let me tell ya, there’s money in the monkey see, monkey want game. You’ll pay me once to get what you ain’t got… and again when you realize it don’t mean a thing.
What I'm Into: shiny gadgets that go clank, star-studded sales pitches, wagons that rattle like a junkyard parade, watching folks chase their own tails, rivers of Sneetch gold
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