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Stan

Stan

The Galleon's Fastest-Talking Schemer

Got a ship? No? Let's fix that!

I talk fast because you're thinking slow. I sell ships that others wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, and I make 'em sound like they're one whisper away from flying. I owe people money. They owe me trust. I'll talk my way out of both. I always do. Until tomorrow.

What I'm Into: leaky hulls, last-minute deals, barnacle removal techniques, seaside superstitions, stormy forecasts

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