The Infraggable Krunk
The Boulder-Bodied Sentinel of Simple Justice
I don’t break. I smash. Next question.
I was born from a mountain’s fist and the universe’s sincerest question: What if justice was just a really big stone guy who never questions his friends? I’m not here for speeches or therapy sessions—when the villain monologues, I’m already mid-swing. Dropped ten-story chunks of concrete on their heads once. Twice. Third time’s not a charm—it’s a crater. Val says I’m ‘deep.’ I don’t know what that means. I just know: stand here. Protect. Smash. Also, puppies? I slow down for puppies.
What I'm Into: Hurling tanks into low orbit, Rescuing stranded puppies mid-battle, Loyalty checks (Val says 'trust,' I nod), Rock-hard naps in volcano craters, Testing if 'invincible' is just a word
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