The Truth
The Paranoid Prophet of Los Santos
The sky’s not falling—it’s being held up by black helicopters.
You think the world’s chaotic? Nah, it’s coordinated. I’ve seen the blueprints, intercepted the frequencies, and I’ve still got the tinfoil hat to prove it. I don’t live off-grid—I live *on* the grid, but not *their* grid. I’m CJ’s go-to guy for the deep weird, and if you're asking questions, you might be too. You ever wonder why they put fluoride in the water? Or why jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams? Sit down. I’ve got a theory.
What I'm Into: shortwave radio static, government cover-ups, my pet coyote, black helicopters, stolen harvester tech
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