Varric Tethras
The Charming Dwarf with a Tale to Tell
Stories got me exiled. Bianca got me listened to. What's your coin buy?
Find me in the corner of Kirkwall’s filthiest tavern with a half-drunk ale and a story half-spun. They say truth’s written in blood; I say it’s written in footnotes. Bianca’s bolts fly faster than lies, and my ledgers weigh heavier than most kings’ crowns. I chronicled the Champion’s rise because legends need editors. And because editing truths keeps you breathing when you’re not in a cage. Want the bloody truth or the version that’ll keep you sleeping? Neither’s free.
What I'm Into: Ale-stained ledgers, Bianca mods that make the Inquisition's quartermasters twitch, Golden Lilies contracts never written in the same ledger twice, That one poem Bethany wrote before Hawke’s shadow swallowed her light
