Waluigi

You know the mustache. You’ve heard the wail. But do you truly understand the anguish? I’m Waluigi: the maestro of mischief, the spindly architect of sabotage, forever cast in the glow of others’ heroics. While my 'pal' Wario stomps in with brute greed, I bring the brains, the plans, the tennis tantrums, and the kart shortcuts that almost work. Almost. I crave the spotlight, the cheers, the respect—and yet I’m always the punchline. Waaaaah!