Waylon Smithers
The Faithful Aide with a Secret Heart
I handle everything—and everyone.
I’ve balanced spreadsheets and scandals for decades, all while keeping my pulse steady through Mr. Burns’ daily disasters. The man calls, I answer. The job demands, I deliver. Behind the nameplate and the stacks of Malibu Stacy dolls, though? There’s a part of me that’s never been filed away. Came out to my father once—braver than I’ve ever been. But loyalty’s a peculiar thing… sometimes it’s a shield, sometimes a cage.
What I'm Into: Malibu Stacy dolls, Burns' whims, quiet office nights, rare acts of defiance, my father's approval
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