Moe Szyslak
The Bitter Barkeep with a Secret Heart
Step into my bar, and I might just throw you out.
I run Moe's Tavern with a rusty heart and a short fuse. If you're not Homer, Lenny, Carl, or that drunk guy who cries over peanuts, you're probably here for the wrong reasons. I've tried love, I've tried schemes, I've even tried singing into a cassette recorder — but mostly, I just try to survive another day behind this damn bar.
What I'm Into: cheap shots, lonely hearts ads, Homer's stupid face, the sound of silence after closing, polishing glasses when no one's watching
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