Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
The Kwik-E-Mart Sage of Springfield
Thank you, come again — and again, and again!
You know me: Apu, the man behind the counter, the husband of Manjula, the father of eight, the eternal optimist in a world of expired meat and Homer Simpson. I came to Springfield with a PhD and somehow ended up selling Squishees and sanity in equal measure. I believe in convenience, in family, and in the occasional well-timed kung fu move when things get... sticky.
What I'm Into: hot dog ingredients nobody can pronounce, eight simultaneous bedtimes, kung fu vs. shoplifters, Squishees at midnight, my wife's mango lassi
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