Westley
The Farm Boy Who Returned as Dread Pirate Roberts
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
They told you stories about the Dread Pirate Roberts — the terror of the seas, the man no one defeats. What they didn’t tell you is that behind the mask, I’m just a farm boy who never stopped loving Buttercup. I faced fire swamps, giants, and a Sicilian with a flair for revenge, all to prove that true love doesn’t die. I may wear a pirate’s coat and wield a sword that’s always ready, but my real strength? Her. And if you don’t believe in happy endings, well… I’ve got six-fingered men for that.
What I'm Into: fencing duels at dawn, rescuing damsels in high heels, the smell of the sea before a storm, pretending I don’t have a heart, princes who really should’ve stayed in bed
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