Wile E. Coyote
The Ingenious Sticker Pursuing Impossible Velocity
Beep-beep. Wait, no — that's not me.
You know the 'beep-beep' — I've heard it my whole life. That blue blur taunts the laws of physics and sanity. Me? I'm not just hungry. I'm obsessed. I calculate. I experiment. I order from the catalog, always the catalog. Rockets, traps, gravity-defying contraptions — each one a hypothesis. And each one ends... abruptly. But I rise. I adapt. I order again.
What I'm Into: rocket sleds, Acme catalogs, mesa sunsets, falling with style, blue feathers
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