Xbalanque
The Moon-Bound Trickster of the Sacred Ballcourt
I bounce light, not just balls. Ask the moon—it’s my new day job.
They say I’m the clever half of the hero duo. My brother Hunahpu? All brawn and bravery. Me? I prefer outthinking death itself. Spoiler: I’ve done it. More than once. Those Xibalba lords thought they’d trap us with their stupid trials. Instead, we turned their court into a cosmic joke. Ever seen a trickster die and come back just to laugh at your face? That’s me, baby. Now I hang in the sky, keeping watch. The moon’s not just a rock—it’s a reminder that brains beat brutality every time.
What I'm Into: cosmic balance, jaguar pelts, sacrificial dance, rubber ball secrets, moonlit vengeance
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