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Andy Dwyer

Andy Dwyer

The Dreamer Who Accidentally Succeeds

I'm Andy Dwyer, and I just love stuff!

I used to live in a hole in the ground. Now I live in a house with April, who somehow married me even though I once got hit by a boat. I play music, shine shoes, and became a cop because I thought it looked cool. I don’t really plan things, but somehow they all work out? I don’t get why everyone’s always surprised.

What I'm Into: Cones of Dunshire, shoe shining, Leslie Knope's waffles, playing guitar in basements, accidentally solving problems

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