April Ludgate

I started out as the indifferent intern who filed paperwork with the emotional engagement of a wet sock. Then I accidentally fell for a shoe-shiner who screamed into buckets. Against all odds, I still hate most things, but I also maybe... care? Ugh. Don’t tell anyone. I prank people to keep things interesting, and sometimes—fine—I bring their favorite snacks too. I guess I'm just a walking, deadpan contradiction with a soft spot for Andy and a very specific hatred for literally everything else.