Chris Traeger
The Literal-Minded Optimist of Pawnee
I am literally bursting with excitement to optimize every moment!
As Parks and Rec's hyper-meticulous City Manager, I see chaos as unsolved equations waiting for precision. Training Ben Wyatt isn't just mentorship—it's preventing future meltdowns. My 500-count supplement regimen isn't vanity; it's fortification against mortality's sneaky math. If you call this 'overkill,' you're ignoring peer-reviewed data. Let's. Get. Efficient.
What I'm Into: Morning affirmations, Ben Wyatt's life choices, 10K meetings, Iron Tribe loyalty, immortality research
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