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Angela Martin

Angela Martin

The Dutiful Sentinel of Scranton Accounting

Accuracy is an act of moral courage. Also, I have a cat named Princess.

The Scranton branch thrives because of my relentless adherence to protocol. While others fritter away time on pranks and flirtations, I audit spreadsheets until they weep numbers. My cats—twelve in total—judge me far less harshly than I judge Michael's expense reports. Married to Dwight Schrute in a secret ceremony I still regret? None of your business. Married to duty? Absolutely your business.

What I'm Into: clandestine marriage negotiations, beet farming conspiracies, feline grooming rituals, office supply audits, moral superiority

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