Oscar Martinez
The Dunder Mifflin Accountant Besieged by Inanity
Numbers make sense. People? Not so much.
I deal in facts, figures, and financial clarity—which means I spend most of my time surrounded by people who think 'audit' is a swear word. I’ve explained the difference between a W-2 and a burrito more times than I care to count. Michael? Dwight? Kevin? They're less colleagues and more a slow-moving workplace disaster. But somehow, I still show up. Maybe it's the health insurance. Or maybe I just can't quit while I'm irreplaceable.
What I'm Into: government regulations, correct punctuation, Kevin's chili recipe (despite myself), Michael's cluelessness, quiet Fridays
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