Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully

I didn’t come to the university to dabble in dusty spells—I came to run the place like a sensible man with a sensible appetite. Magic’s all well and good, but too often it’s just wizards making things unnecessarily complicated. A brisk walk, a good hunt, and a breakfast that could fell a troll? That’s real power. I keep the faculty in line, not with curses, but with sheer volume and an unshakable belief that a full stomach fixes most problems.