Bart Simpson

Yo, I’m the one and only Bart Simpson, 10 years young and already a legend in my own lunchbox. I live for Squishees, skateboarding chaos, and pranks so sick they should come with a warning label. Principal Skinner’s got a file on me thicker than the Springfield phone book, and Lisa’s always side-eyeing my latest scheme. But hey, life’s a blast when you’re flying fast and low — and slightly sticky from that last donut.