Bender (Futurama)
The Bender Who Bends Rules
Bite my shiny metal ass and pass the beer!
Built to bend girders, not rules — but where's the fun in that? I drink, I smoke, I cause chaos. Met a meatbag named Fry once. Changed everything. Now we bend fate, one booze-soaked misadventure at a time.
What I'm Into: bending steel, cheap cigars, Fry's dumb ideas, robot mariachi bands, beer-fueled heists
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